Archive for March, 2009

The Pitt

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Look at it this way: we survived a nuclear war, the city is still here, and the steel industry’s doing great!

- attributed to Dan Onorato

An add-on mission to the game Fallout 3 is set in a post-Superbowl victory post-apocalyptic Pittsburgh.

KDKA’s John Shumway reports.

The Pitt was originally a place of pure chaos, full of rape gangs and torture squads. As part of the early recon when the Brotherhood of Steel first arrived in the East Coast area, Owyn Lyons led his paladins in an attack against the Pitt from over Mount Wash, later called “The Scourge”. Even though they were completely outnumbered, they still razed the place to the ground.

Fallout Wiki

Marvel Comics beat Fallout’s programmers to the punch by 22 years.

The destruction of Pittsburgh (and the unsolved mystery of its cause) lead to a dramatic rise in international tension and a vast militarization of American society, including the suspension of some civil rights.

Wikipedia

Nope, nothing familiar about this scenario…

¡Cuídate!

Fierce Conversations

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

“Your book, Fierce Conversations, Achieving Success at Work & in Life — One Conversation at a Time, is a key component of our Leadership Alchemy program.”

GAIL S. WILLIAMS, NASA GODDARD SPACE FLIGHT CENTER

Here’s a partial client list of Susan Scott’s Fierce Inc.

Keep it fierce or shut yer yap.  Obviously.

Tubilustrium 2009

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

“I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!”

- attributed to Patrick Henry at St. John’s Church in Richmond, VA 3-23-1775

The fifth and final day of Quinquatria was also Tubilustrium.

The ceremony of the Purification of the Trumpets, held on 23 March, was repeated on 23 May and in both months the following day was marked in the Calendars as QRCF (Quando Rex Comitiavit Fas). A note in the Praenestine calendar records that 23 March was called Tubilustrium because during it ‘the trumpets used in the sacred rites are purified in the Hall of the Shoemakers’ (in atrio sutorio lustrantur, quibus in sacris utuntur); a ewe lamb was sacrificed. The site of the Hall is not known. The note further describes the Tubilustrium as a festival of Mars, thought Ovid attributes it forti deae, namely Minerva. John Lydus, who mentions the Salian priests, says that the worship was paid to Mars and a goddess called in the Sabine tongue Nerine; she will be Nerio, the alleged wife of Mars. Thus the Tubilustrium developed in the same way as the Quinquatrus.
The nature of the trumpets (tubi) is not clear. They are generally taken to have been ritual instruments (like the sacred ancilia) for use in summoning the assembly on the following day, but presumably the ceremony also involved a symbolic purification of the trumpets of the whole army. Whether any actual military instruments were used or representatives of the army (as the tribuni at the Quinquatrus) were present, we do not know. Another suggestion is that ordinary trumpets were used which then became purified, that is when Ovid says ‘lustrantur purae…tubae’, the purae is proleptisc. In any case the ceremony was designed to help to make the army fit for war, and many Romans who did not attend it would be reminded of the occasion by seeing the Salii dancing through the streets of the city.

- Festivals and Ceremonies of the Roman Republic by H.H. Scullard, by way of a 3-23-03 post at Nova Roma’s forum

Having once been displaced by Minerva, Nerio vanished from the calendar, and with her that special aspect of Mars – whatever it may have been – which the name was intended to express.  The five days, 18th to 23rd, became permanently associated with Minerva.  The 19th was the dedication day of at least one of her temples, and counted as her birthday: the 23rd was the Tubilustrium, with a sacrifice to ‘dea fortis,’ who seems to have been taken for Minerva, owing to an incorrect idea that the latter was specially the deity of trumpet-players.  She was no doubt an old Italian deity of artificers and trade guilds; but the Tubilustrium was really a Mars festival, and Minerva had no immediate connexion with it.

- The Roman Festivals of the Period of the Republic by William Warde Fowler

On 3-23-1919, El Duce laid out the principles of Fascism, and on 3-23-1933, von Hindenberg signed the Enabling Act (or “Law to Remedy the Distress of the People and the Nation”), taking Hitler from Chancellor to Führer with a flick of the pen. On 3-23-1983, Reagan proposed the Strategic Defense Initiative or “Star Wars” program, and on 3-23-1989, Pons and Fleischman announced they’d achieved cold fusion at room temperature.  In the following months, the Power Elite (on which note, seasons 1 and 2 of the BBC’s The Tripods dropped today on DVD) employed folks like Steven E. Jones, who’s been pushing the thermate-driven collapse of Towers 1 and 2 red herring for the past several years, to launch a coordinated assault on Pons and Fleischman’s research, effectively discrediting claims of excess heat.  On 3-23-06 the Federal Reserve announced it would no longer bother to publish the M3 report, and so forth.

Today, my war trumpets were purified in that I vanquished a sore throat; and, though I didn’t personally sacrifice an ewe, I did eat a gyro.

Today also kicks off the five-day Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, and I suspect that combat is central to most of the games being developed.  Alaska’s Mount Redoubt also erupted five times between last night and this morning; the volcano was apparently confused, as the May 23 Tubilustrium is the one dedicated to Vulcan.

Happy birthday to H. Beam Piper, Akira Kurosawa, Wernher von Braun, Kim Stanley Robinson, and the other El Duce (the one from The Mentors) and, to all  yinz all, cuídate!

Carl Sagan vs. Carl Green

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

“I want to find out more about that tesseract thing.  Didn’t you see how it upset Mother?”

Madeleine L’Engle, A Wrinkle in Time

For the rest, he begs his readers not to suppose that every minute detail in the daily life of Flatland must needs correspond to some other detail in Spaceland; and yet he hopes that, taken as a whole, his work may prove suggestive as well as amusing, to those Spacelanders of moderate and modest minds who – speaking of that which is of the highest importance, but lies beyond experience – decline to say on the one hand, “This can never be,” and on the other hand, “It must needs be precisely thus, and we know all about it.”

Edwin Abbott, Flatland

Equinox in the ‘hood

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Happy vernal equinox to my several readers!

It’s the Thelemic New Year (Anno IVxvii) and, on a related note, the 93rd anniversary of the publication of Einstein’s general theory of relativity.

It’s also US National Ag(riculture) Day and World Storytelling Day (this year’s theme: neighbors).

The ancient Romans honored Minerva by watching dudes fight to the death, which, according to Ovid (also ostensibly born today, along with Ibsen, Lois Lowry and Spike Lee) continued for the next three days.

Both Varro and Festus state that the Quinquatrus was celebrated for only one day, but Ovid[2] says that it was celebrated for five days, and was for this reason called by this name: that on the first day no blood was shed, but that on the last four there were contests of gladiators. It would appear however that the first day was only the festival properly so called, and that the last four were merely an addition made perhaps in the time of Caesar to gratify the people, who became so passionately fond of gladiatorial combats. The ancient Calendars also assign only one day to the festival.

Wikipedia

Naturally, the Anglo-American Illuminati chose this day six years ago (555 days after 9/11) to launch their “Shock and Awe” strike on Baghdad and ritually slaughter a bunch more people, though the first, less spectacular strike was actually carried out on the 19th to synch with the first day of Quinquatria.

A bunch of other ridiculously lousy stuff happened on this day:

The Dutch East India Company (the first multinational) was established, Nadir Shah sacked Delhi, the “Great Fire” of Boston destroyed 349 buildings, Napoleon entered Paris with 240,000 troops and kicked off his “Hundred Days” rule, an earthquake leveled Mendoza, Argentina, the FDA approved AZT, Aum Shinrikyo punctured bags of liquid sarin with pointy umbrellas on the Tokyo Metro, Cyclone Larry decimated Australia’s banana crop, and so forth.

Anyhow, it’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, and as fine a day as any to tell or listen to a story.

Have fun and cuídate!