Henry Kissinger,
how I’m missing yer.
You’re the doctor of my dreams,
with your crinkly hair
and your glassy stare
and your Machiavellian schemes.
I know they say that you are very vain
and short and fat and pushy,
but at least you’re not insane!
Monty Python
The archons who came to town for the G-20 may have left, but you can still hear Nobel Prize-winning war criminal and aphrodisiac expert Henry Kissinger yak with fringe “financial contagion” theorist and renegade ex-72nd Secretary of the Treasury Paul O’Neill at Heinz Hall today, if that’s what turns you on.
Have fun and cuídate.
UPDATE, 10-6-09
Read about Kissinger’s presentation in today’s Trib. He called for another troop surge to Afghanistan, invited Russia, India and China to the party over at Iran’s place, and complained to the Heinz Hall catering staff that the children were a little overcooked. O’Neill said they tasted just fine to him.
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