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Sinister Yogis

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

But what I really would like to know is whether the yogi in the Trader Joe’s parking lot was Bhandarināth fifteen years later, or, if not, whether he was part of some cosmic plan in which I too had a minor role to play.  I cannot help but think, now that I live in the city that is synonymous with the movie industry, of the David Lynch film Mulholland Drive, named for the winding road that runs not more than two miles above the very parking lot where I met the second yogi (or maybe the first yogi, for the second time).  That movie – which as far as I can understand it tells two widely divergent stories of the same person who has recently come to Los Angeles – ends with miniaturized versions of all its characters running as if impelled by the invisible hand that had conjured up all of their life stories.  Then there is a gunshot and the screen goes to black.

Both Bhandarināth and the guy I met in the Trader Joe’s parking lot called themselves yogis.  But what was their yoga?  There was no stretching or contorted poses, no deep breathing, no meditation or mantras.  They both did tricks for me and then asked me for money.

It had not been my intention to write this book.  I was well into a project on the history of South Asian polytheism when I came across a passage from a late portion of India’s (and the world’s) greatest epic, the Mahābhārata, that stopped me cold.  Here is what that passage says:

Yogis who are without restraints [and] endowed with the power of yoga are [so many] masters, who enter into [the bodies of] the Prajāpatis, the sages, the gods, and the great beings.  Yama, the raging Terminator (Antaka), and death of terrible prowess: none of these masters the yogi who is possessed of immeasurable splendor . . . A yogi can lay hold of several thousand selves, and having obtained [their] power, he can walk the earth with all of them.  He can obtain [for himself] the [realms of the] sense objects.  Otherwise, he can undertake terrible austerities, or, again, he can draw those [sense objects] back together [into himself], like the sun [does] its rays of light.  Without a doubt, the powerful yogi who is a master of binding [others] is [also] possessed of the absolute power to release [others from those same bonds].”

When I first read that passage, sometime in the winter or spring of 2003, I realized that my research had to continue.

Elaine Pagels, Ken Wilber, Ralph Ellis and the Trimondis are still rad and all – but after reading his new book Sinister Yogis, I’ve determined that David Gordon White is my favorite living scholar of religion.  Thanks to my favorite living yogi, John Allen for the recommendation.

5/5 stars

In the first chapter, “Tales of Sinister Yogis”, White traces the tropes (“the king who is transformed into a parrot and who uses his wits to regain his human body and the throne; the king’s possession of occult knowledge,” “the use of a bird’s body as a temporary residence of the soul – which is itself identified as a bird called the ‘gander’ (hamsa) in many Indic traditions,” “and, of course, a sinister yogi as the villain of the piece”) of Mahadevprasad Singh’s mid-20th century Bhairavānand Yogī to their medieval literary sources, then to those sources’ sources in Indic religious texts and folktales, then does likewise with the south Indian story of “The Little Devotee” and its tropes of yogic cannibalism and child sacrifice.

Bhairavānanda is also the name of the hero in a late fourteenth-century play by the same name, written by the Nepali playwright Maņika.  Better known is the tenth- to eleventh-century play Karpūramañjarī, written by Rājaśekhara, a court poet to the Pratīhāra and Kalacuri kings of central India.  In this drama, Bhairavānanda is the name of a tantric thaumaturge who, through his occult arts, elevates a king to the status of cakravartin, a universal conquerer, by magically causing Karpūramañjarī, the eponymous heroine of the story, to miraculously appear in his royal court.  That the powers of such figures did not translate directly into respect for them is made clear by a soliloquy placed in the mouth of Bhairavānanda himself:

I don’t know mantra from tantra,

Nor meditation or anything about a teacher’s grace.

Instead, I drink cheap booze and enjoy some woman.

But I sure am going on to liberation, since I got the Kula path.

What’s more,

I took some horny slut and consecrated her my “holy wife.”

Sucking up booze and wolfing down red meat,

My “holy alms” are whatever I like to eat,

My bed is but a piece of human skin.

Say, who wouldn’t declare this Kaula Religion

Just about the most fun you can have?

White then explores Nāth Yogī lore in which barren women are rendered fertile, with the boon-granting guru often subsequently appropriating the body of the youngster.  So, do these yogis literally “take over” the bodies of other humans, like the agents of Iain Banks’ Concern, or what?  A more mundane, though no less creepy interpretation White offers is that,

As for the social realities of renunciation and yogic initiation, it is the case that the poor families in north India have frequently given up their sons to the Nāth Yogīs and other religious orders, simply to survive.  Narratives explaining the miraculous birth of sons through the intervention of Nāth Yogīs – who sometimes “reincarnate” themselves through them – would serve, in such cases, as rationalizations for such transactions in which children are, in fact, “sacrificed” into what has been termed the “slave culture” of the yogi orders.

Likewise, reading the “Ocean of Rivers of Story” from Somadeva’s  1070 CE Kathātharitsāgara, and earlier versions of this story, in light of coeval cultural data yields the following mundane insight about its villain’s portrayal:

When Ksāntaśīla is first introduced, a neutral term indicating an affiliation with a non-Hindu religious order (i.e. sramana, bhiksu, or digambara) is employed, whereas when he is unmasked for the villain that he is, he is called a yogi.  This use of terminology is reflective, I would argue, of a situation in which independent yogis without allegiance to any particular religious or spiritual institution were perceived as threatening to those very same institutions.

What’s an ambitious institution to do but redefine the terms and attempt to co-opt the competition?

Already mentioned in a late portion of the MBh, the Pāśupatas were responsible for the composition or recomposition of several Purānas in the centuries that followed.  Their institutional presence is widely documented in nearly one hundred medieval inscriptions attesting to lands, monasteries, and temples donated to or administered by the Pāśupatas between the fifth and twelfth centuries CE.

Doctrinally, the Pāśupatas took the yogic god Śiva to be their model, and accordingly, yoga was defined by them as the union or contact of the individual soul with god, by virtue of which the human practitioner partook of the attributes – that is, the eight supernatural powers or “masteries” (aiśvaryam) – of the Great Master (Maheśvara).  In all of the tantric systems that follow – Śaiva, Vaisnava, Śākta, Buddhist, and Jain – this is the reading of yoga that remains operative: yoga is a soteriological system that culminates in union or identity with a supreme being.

Salvation/liberation, not yoking/possession, dig?  Having introduced his basic concepts and approach (basically, to pull up the roots of yoga through the treasury of texts describing the activities of yoga practitioners), White spends the next chapter tracing the expansions and contractions of the semantic field of the term “yoga” through the centuries (more interesting than it sounds) and tackling Vivekananda’s categorization, cribbed from none other than Madame Blavatsky, of rāja yoga/hatha yoga.

The Amanaskayoga (AY), an eleventh- to twelfth-century text attributed to Gorakhnāth, entitles its first chapter “Rāja Yoga,” but uses the term in ways that are at variance with the teachings of the YS.  In one verse (2.32), the AY identifies “rāja yoga that is free of mental constructions” as the necessary precondition for bodily perfection.  While this reading could be construed in a patañjalian mode, it bears noting that this mention of rāja yoga appears at the end of a list of practices that includes the sexual technique later known as vajrolī mudrā, or “urethral suction,” by means of which a male draws his shed semen together with his partner’s sexual discharge back from her vulva into his own body.  An allied definition of rāja yoga as the union of female discharge (rajas) and semen in the central channel is found in passages from the fifteenth-century Yogabīja and the Yogaśikhopanisad. Clearly, the rāja yoga referenced in these works is not the “classical yoga” that Vivekananda had in mind.

White helps the reader grok the different ways yogis are portrayed in narrative,

Here the three modalities of the biosciences’ concept of symbiosis (“living together”) may serve as a useful heuristic.  When one organism attaches itself to another for the benefit of both, as in the case of yogic initiation, that is the form of symbiosis known as mutualism. When the same occurs to the benefit of the “yoking” organism, but with no benefit or harm done to the “yoked” (i.e., the host) – as in the case of Śankara’s takeover of the dead body of King Amaruka – this is commensalism. When, however, the same occurs to the sole benefit of the “yoking” organism, and at the expense (if not the death) of the host, this is parasitism. Here we are in the familiar territory of the sinister yogis of the Vikrama Cycle and other medieval narratives, in which the range of possibilities of yogis who practice the “numinous” mode of yoga are cast in an entirely negative light, not unlike the “evil wizards” or “mad scientists” of Western literary and cinematic traditions.

as a lead-in to a discussion of solar apotheosis – hitching one’s wagon to a star.  Vedic chariot warriors did it, vedic priests did it, later yogis did it (with a few drastic mods) and, according to Dan Winter, you can do it too!  White continues his discussion of “piercing the disk of the sun” in the next chapter, “Embodied Ascent, Meditation, and Yogic Suicide”, which includes instructions from the Mālinīvijayottara Tantra for using the “Razor of Night which is Death” mantra and conflicting rationales for employing it.  The fourth chapter, “The Science of Entering Another Body” explores concepts of the yogic body and of yogi perception (biophotons, anyone?) with a little help from Gopinath Kaviraj, who in 1964 “published a chapter entitled ‘Parakāyapraveśa,’ in which he synthesized both his intellectual and experiential knowledge of the power of entering a foreign body.”  White summarizes,

Rather than being unidirectional in its extension beyond its visible physical contours, the body bristles with openings and extensions that are nothing other than the rays of perception that flow out of every sense organ to “touch and take the measure of every being at every level in the hierarchy of transmigrations” and, in the case of the sun, yogis, enlightened Buddhas, and gods, to penetrate those beings and transform them as they please.  Lastly, these accounts of the body’s extensions buttress McKim Marriott’s theories of Indic transactions in substance-code, according to which “pervasive boundary overflows” are the rule in a system in which “dividual” or “divisible” persons are constantly absorbing and diffusing particles of one another’s “coded substances.”  Before it was closed off from the world to ensure the splendid isolation (kaivalyam) of spirit from matter, or the vacuum necessary for the “hydraulic” practices of hatha yoga, the yogic body was conceived as an open system, capable of transacting with every other body – inanimate, animate, human, divine, and celestial – in the universe.

The fifth chapter, “Yogi Gods” deals with deities (like Śiva, Krsna and Visnu) who inhabit other bodies (or are/are present in all other bodies) in the Mahābhārata, Purānas and Bhagavad Gītā, as well as the deification of human yogis.  The final chapter, “Mughal, Modern, and Postmodern Yogis” deals with yogis (many of whom found worldly success as healers/purveyors of botanical and mineral elixirs [including aphrodisiacs], poisoners, mercenaries, spooks, power-brokers, even regents) in travelers’ accounts (which tend to be pretty amusing) of the Mughal period.  The Nāth Yogīs in particular, who “expanded their economic positions through land grants, control of temples and pilgrimage sites, warfare, and, eventually, banking” put me in mind of the Knights Templar.  The sub-chapter “Yogis in the World, in Their Own Words” describes how

Mastnāth, the eighteenth-century Nāth Yogī revered as the founder of the Asthal Bohar monastery in Rohtak (Hariyana), was, according to his hagiography, the Śrī Mastnāth Carit (ŚMC), born through the miraculous intervention of Gorakhnāth, who projected himself into an infant body at the request of a childless couple.  The ŚMC is a precious source, inasmuch as it is a fully emic yogi exemplum and account of the ways of the Nāth Yogīs.  Written in the late nineteenth or early twentieth century by a Nāth Yogī from the monastery that Mastnāth had himself founded, the work interweaves historical events with perennial Nāth Yogī mythemes.  The picture that emerges is one of a wonder worker who treats the high and the humble in the same evenhanded way, granting boons to those who respect his powers and bringing down plague and disaster upon those who do not.  His life is a succession of miracles, his “supernatural play” (adbhūt līlā), which take him from the village of his childhood to the pinnacle of imperial power near the end of his hundred-year life.  As a child, he shows himself to be possessed of multiple bodies, simultaneously appearing in his village to play with his friends and tending his flocks in the forest.  He causes rain to fall in a time of drought and supplies milk to an entire wedding party from a single inexhaustible pail.  After he has taken initiation and begun his life as a wandering yogi, Mastnāth begins to attract people from village and city alike, all of whom are hungry for his miracles.  He restores the body of a limbless, hunchback woman to wholeness, causes the blind to see, bestows three sons on an elderly barren woman, and raises cows from the dead.

As Mastnāth’s reputation spreads, he moves from rural into urban contexts, where he finds himself in competition with members of other religious orders for economic resources and symbolic capital, that is, alms.  In these situations, in which Mastnāth and his band of disciples are treated as “outsiders,” his supernatural displays take on a darker tone.  A visit to a town in the “country of Patiala” brings him into conflict with the abbot of a nearby monastery who prohibits the townspeople from offering alms of any sort to the yogi and his disciples.  Mastnāth has his disciples dump piles of tattered cloth in the middle of the town and orders the townspeople to take that rubbish to the monastery or suffer the consequences.  The abbot of the monastery refuses to allow the rags in his establishment, and the townspeople are compelled to carry everything back to the town center.  There a group of boys sets about tightly wrapping strips of the cloth into balls, with which they begin to play games.  As they throw the balls at one another, each child begins to cough up blood, and returning to their homes, they spread fever and plague, the fruit of Mastnāth’s curse.  The town is entirely depopulated, and the monastery that was responsible for the townspeople’s stinginess reduced to a state of penury.  This pattern repeats itself in another town, where a sādhu named Devīdās, jealous of Mastnāth’s renown, demands that the wild yogi perform a miracle before he will advise the townspeople, who are loyal to him, to offer alms to him and his entourage.  With the exception of one person, whom Mastnāth spares, the hapless townspeople obey their local holy man; and the miracle that Mastnāth then performs is to set fire to the entire town.  When Devīdās is unable to quell the flames, the townspeople rebuke him and rue the day they had taken him into their midst.  They repent and venerate Mastnāth, who then restores the town he had reduced to ashes.

I mean, criminy, you know?  White goes on to discuss why British colonizers were not fans.

I have already quoted a portion of Tod’s acerbic account of the Nāth Yogī Deonāth’s (Āyas Dev Nāth’s) strategic intervention in raising young prince Mān Singh to the throne.  Tod concludes his narrative with the following jeremiad:

Lands in every district were conferred upon the Nāt’h, until his estates, or rather those of the church of which he was the head, far exceeded those of the proudest nobles of the land; his income amounting to a tenth of the revenues of the state.  During the few years he held the keys of his master’s conscience, which were conveniently employed to unlock the treasury, he erected no less than eighty-four mindurs [temples] . . . with monasteries adjoining them, for his well-fed lazy chelas or disciples, who lived at free quarters on the labour of the industrious . . . This [Cardinal] Wolsely of Marudes [mārudeśa, i.e., the western desert] exercised his hourly-increasing power to the disgust and alienation of all but the infatuated prince.  He leagued together with the nominal minister, Induraj, and together they governed the prince and the country.  Such characters, when exceeding the sphere of their duties, expose religion to contempt.

Here we may safely parse Tod’s righteous indignation at Āyas Dev Nāth and his yogis as a case of British sour grapes, given the fact that Bhīm Singh – the victim of the dose of poison so mysteriously administered in the eleventh hour for the rescue of young Mān Singh – was the man the British had been backing as the successor to the vacant throne.  In addition, Mān Singh had offered asylum for no fewer than eleven years to Madhu Rāj Bhonsle (Appa Sahib) of Nagpur in open defiance of the British – housing him throughout that period in the Mahāmandir temple, the centerpiece of the Nāth Yogī presence in Jodhpur – and this following his signature of a treaty with the British!  Well after Āyas Dev Nāth’s 1815 murder, the Nāth Yogīs remained a thorn in the side of the British in Marwar.  After having used a show of armed force to persuade Mān Singh to remove the yogis from positions of power in the kingdom in 1839, they found them back in power again in 1841.

Those rascals!  By the end of the nineteenth century, though, “Jogis”, categorized as “Miscellaneous and Disreputable Vagrants” by the 1891 British imperial census, were on the decline.

However, like postmodern man, who has in recent decades been smitten by a sort of remorse and nostalgia for the various plant and animal species he is responsible for having annihilated, in the latter half of the nineteenth century the British in India began to romanticize the yogis whose lifestyles and livelihoods their policies had largely contributed to wiping out.  In urban middle-class society in particular, the bogey of the wild, naked, drug-crazed warrior ascetic was gradually airbrushed into the far more congenial image of a forest-dwelling meditative, spiritual renouncer, something far closer to the ideal of the sages of vedic lore.

When Blavatsy and Vivekananda hitched their wagons to this zeitgeist, then, the modern, nonsectarian yoga was conceived, refined by Krishnamacarya and again by his disciples and born unto the masses.  As White spells out, “the bedrock of the West’s modern-day, billion-dollar yoga industry, with its celebrity gurus (most of whom claim one of Krishnamacarya’s three disciples as their master), glossy journals, fashion accessories, trademarks, franchises, and lawsuits, is Indian yoga, but a reinvented Indian yoga that dates from no earlier than the 1930s.”

In the last hundred pages are contained extensive notes to the chapters, bibliography and index.

So there yinz have it.

If you practice, or, for heaven’s sake, teach any form of yoga, you’ll definitely want to read Sinister Yogis. If you’re just a dilettante like me,  you’ll probably still want to read it – if you don’t, the yogi will come and take you away.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, happy reading and cuídate.

Bicycle Diaries

Friday, January 15th, 2010

A crane fell here in Manhattan today as I type this.  It killed four by last count and smashed a neighboring building.  Another building went down two weeks ago, and the week before that part of a Trump building collapsed and a man was beheaded.

In the guise of uplift and progress, these buildings actually dehumanize people when they don’t kill them outright.  Although they are all made of identical materials – reinforced concrete, glass, and steel – they don’t soar and swoop like the interstate highways, dams, and bridges made of the same materials.  The graceful arcs of interchanges on the expressways and autobahns are not mirrored in these condo blocks.  Neither are they meant to last like those structures.  The future is here, in spirit, for an instant – but it will disappear, it will crumble, before our very eyes.

So instead of a small number of really impressive “monuments” such as those that survive from the disdained historical past, our century will leave, across the planet, a sprinkling of almost identical structures.  It is, in a way, one vast global conceptual monument, whose parts and pieces are spread across the world’s cities and suburbs.  One city, in many locations.

They’re doing it in New York right now.  All over town almost identical concrete and glass buildings are rising.  Many are going up so quickly that one wonders if the speed of construction isn’t just a way to get them up before anyone can object.  Now, with the credit/economic disaster in progress, the heat is truly on to spend any previously allocated money.  Some towers have the names of famous architects attached, others do not.  Visually it’s often hard to tell them apart – they are all, ultimately, designed by the developers, while the starchitect is simply another kind of logo that can be applied in an attempt to distinguish one building from the other.

I met David Byrne once in 2001, when he came through town to play a show and to promote The New Sins; and I recall my surprise when he rode up to the line snaking outside Jay’s Book Stall in Oakland on, of all the crazy things, a bicycle.  In his new book, anecdotes about biking in different places around the world (including Pittsburgh) are linked by musings on various topics and photos taken by Byrne and others (including Rudy Rucker, whose novel Hylozoic I reviewed recently).  It’s a fun read, particularly if you’re into Byrne or biking, music or design.  Thanks to Matt Bennett for the recommendation.

4/5 stars

Byrne begins the first chapter, on American cities, by summarizing the history of the modern city and pinning the blame for said abominations on Le Corbusier, Charlie Wilson, Robert Moses, and Hitler – or on misguided futurism, the military-industrial complex and the automobile – and compares the “built” landscape of Valencia, California to a film set, remarking that, “The mental dislocation is a wonderful feeling.”  This chapter also covers “The Return of Pittsburgh”, and Byrne writes of the Maxo Vanka murals at St. Nicholas church in Millvale, and of his most recent visit last year,

“It seems that Pittsburgh is more than just standing – the cultural district downtown is jumping on the weekend, the little neighborhoods are thriving with their corner bars and grocery stores, the strip district still has its booming markets and, I am told, folks are moving back into the city.”

Besides giving a tad too much credit to the Heinzes for the degree to which Pittsburgh is “thriving” (he acknowledges that the city is bankrupt, the idiocy of the stadiums, etc.) he seems to grok what’s cool about it.  Not much on cycling here, other than to note it’s “a challenge” due to “the hills that are everywhere”.  True ‘nuff, but I’d still rather bike around here than Manhattan (where Byrne lives), which cycling scene he goes on about at length in the final chapter.

Bicycle Diaries really is all over the place.  The Istanbul chapter, for instance, contains the above-quoted bit about the crane and dehumanizing buildings.  In the Argentina chapter (mostly concerned with regional musical styles/audiences vs. global ones), he writes of a dog park, the design of which he admires, in Manhattan “at Twenty-third Street and Eleventh Avenue”, and in the Manila chapter, rather critically, of written language (seems Byrne’s been reading Burroughs, whose “policeman inside” he also riffs on in the London chapter).  In the San Francisco chapter, he discusses Bohemian Grove, the Beats, the links between the psychedelic and infotech movements, and his first time there,

“in the early ‘70s, lured by the hippie eco techno worldview embodied by the Whole Earth Catalog. I joined a friend in an attempt to build a dome in a field up in Napa County.  I eventually lost focus on the dome project and ended up busking with another friend on the streets of Berkeley – he played accordion, I played violin and ukulele and struck ironic poses.  It was successful.  I realized that at that time I was more interested in irony than utopia.”

A visit to Oakland’s Creative Growth, “a visual arts center for people who are mentally and/or psychologically challenged” fuels a rant on outsider art (“Social functionality, to me, is the key word in the inside/outside dichotomy, not sanity.”) and the problem of evaluating creations independently from their creators (“If we opt to denigrate Speer’s monumental architecture then there are a whole lot of other architects who, judging by the way their work looks, are equally ‘Fascist,’ and many of them are working today.”).  In the New York chapter, he describes a power outage and weighs in on 9-11 echoes in E.B. White’s 1949 essay “Here Is New York”. The semi-hyperstitional passage he cites is,

“A single flight of planes no bigger than a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal passages, cremate the millions.”

Byrne goes on to say,

Now, with the atomic bomb especially, as White points out, that protective aspect of what a city is has been turned upside down.

But, he notes, just as this shadow begins to loom over great mixtures of humanity like New York, an institution, the UN, is rising to attempt to put an end to this threat.  Death and hope simultaneously, as always.

While I can’t join Byrne or White in investing any hope in the UN, I can totally get behind what the former says in the next paragraph regarding the Freedom Tower One World Trade Center,

The new World Trade Center is being built atop a thirty-story concrete windowless bunker.  A monument to fear – a symbolic return to a medieval mind-set and walled cities.  Even though we are united and connected in so many new ways, some are still building massive walls and fortifications that won’t really protect us from anyone determined and clever enough.  Walls and concrete barricades aren’t really an effective means of protection these days – nothing is, really.  All that interconnectedness that facilitated much of the explosion of megawealth over the last decade also facilitated the interpenetration of everything, so that no one or no building is truly isolated and “safe” anymore.  Safety is in getting along.

as well as his take on the “Rules of the Road” (in short, “Follow ‘em!”).  Byrne closes with an interview with Janette Sadik-Khan, New York’s transportation commissioner, on getting around the city a century from now, a quotation from Enrique Peñalosa’s “The Politics of Happiness”, and some sketches of his bike rack designs which have been implemented around NYC.

Bonus points for turning me on to Peñalosa, The Life of Birds and Juana Molina.

Find yourself a city to bike in, happy reading and cuídate.

The Death of Bunny Munro

Friday, January 8th, 2010

The couple rise from the table and the man moves closer to Bunny, like a skeletal animal on its hind legs, patting the breadcrumbs off the front of his trousers.

‘Oh, man, you’re a trip,’ he says, in the manner of a wolf.  ‘You really fucking are.’

‘I know,’ says Bunny.

‘You’re out of this fucking world,’ says the man.

Bunny winks at the woman and says, ‘You look good,’ and means it.

The couple exit the dining room leaving a sickly ghostage of Chanel No. 5 that compounds Bunny’s hangover and makes him wince and bare his teeth and return to the newspaper.

He licks an index finger, flips a page and sees a full-page CCTV grab of the guy with the body paint, the plastic devil’s horns and the trident.

‘HORNY AND ON THE LOOSE’, says the headline.  Bunny tries to read the article but the words just don’t want to do what they were invented to do and keep breaking formation, reordering themselves, scrambling, decodifying, whatever, generally fucking around, and Bunny gives up and feels a mushroom cloud of acid explode in his stomach and blow up his throat.  He shudders and wretches.

Bunny looks up and becomes aware of a waitress standing over him holding in front of her a full English breakfast.  Cheeks, chin, breasts, stomach and buttocks – she looks like she has been designed solely with a compass – a series of soft, fleshy circles, in the middle of which hover two large, round, colourless eyes.  She wears a purple gingham uniform, a size too small, with white collar and cuffs, her hair raked back in a ponytail and a nametag that says ‘River’.  As Bunny disimagines her clothes he thinks for a fraction of a second of a pile of custard-injected profiteroles, then a wet bag of overripe peaches, but settles on the mental image of her vagina, with its hair and its hole.  He says, closing the newspaper with a careful, disbelieving shaking of the head, ‘This world, I tell you, it gets weirder every day.’

Nick Cave can write, and not just songs.  Haven’t read And the Ass Saw the Angel, but with The Death of Bunny Munro so rad I’m going to have to.  Thanks to Colin and Mika for the recommendation.

5/5 stars

The Death of Bunny Munro is hard to classify.  Gothic romance, magical realism, long-form religious parable – none of these remotely suffices.  It’s set in the modern day and there are supernatural elements, but it ain’t urban (or even suburban) fantasy.  One could kinda, superficially compare it to certain works by Flannery O’Connor, Graham Greene or Henry Miller, but I won’t.  Nick Cave’s novel is truly unique.

The story bounces along in the present tense with a fire and cumstain brimstone lyricism as acerbic and weirdly moving as the best of Cave’s song lyrics.  There is a musicianly attention to the sound and rhythm of words, the texture of both inner and outer environments, the flow of events and emotions.  Even when Cave is describing the most brutal and banal of subjects, The Death of Bunny Munro is a genuine joy to read.

Our doomed hero, the by turns charming, casually obnoxious, pathetic and downright monstrous Bunny Munro, is big into creative visualization: disembodied celebrity vaginas, that kind of thing.  But increasingly, helplessly, Bunny finds himself seeing things he’d rather not, among them the shade of his late wife; and through a series of encounters with various women around Brighton (whom he attempts to both seduce and induce to buy beauty products) Bunny’s perception of himself in/projection of himself onto the world and others’ perceptions of/projections onto him battle to -  well, you know.  Along for the ride is Bunny’s preadolescent son, Bunny Jr., who also visualizes and projects constantly, not only things he reads about in his cherished encyclopedia (a gift from his mother he’s in the process of memorizing) but his (initially, anyway) larger-than-life idea of his father.  As his father grows increasingly delusional, Bunny Jr.’s vision sharpens (he too is vexed by sporadic visitations from Mrs. Munro, but for different reasons than his father) and we eventually see as much through Bunny Jr.’s encrusted eyes (he has blepharitis, but his dad has more urgent concerns than procuring repeatedly requested eyedrops) as through Bunny’s.  The tension thereby generated kept my nerves as jangled, despite knowing the outcome, as any page-turning pulp thriller.

Cave never reveals where Bunny Munro goes when he dies, but I will: to join the pantheon of reality-bending rabbits from Carroll’s to the púca of Harvey and Donnie Darko to the domesticated demons of Inland Empire.  With Cave’s creation on the loose among them, those bunnies are going to have their paws full.

Happy reading and cuídate.

The Affinity Bridge

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

According to the 2010 daily planner I bought at Borders, on this day in 1981, “Mary T. Meagher, known as Madame Butterfly, swam the women’s 100m butterfly in a record 58.91 seconds.”  5+8+9+1=23.  That said,

Smoke billowed around his face as he regarded Newbury.  “He made mention of the fact that the unit in question had been destroyed in the impact.”

Newbury met his gaze.  “I find that very difficult to believe, Mr. Chapman.  I understand the skeletal frames of these automata are constructed out of brass?”

“Correct.”

“Then why were there no remnants of the unit in evidence anywhere on board the ship?  Both Miss Hobbes and I toured the wreckage, and I can assure you, there was nothing to be found.”

Chapman poured the tea, his face thoughtful.  “Well, if Mr. Stokes’s assertions are correct, the unit may have burnt up in the fires that followed the crash.”

Newbury sipped from his teacup.  “Come now, Mr. Chapman.  We both know that the heat in the wreckage would never have reached a temperature enough to incinerate brass.  There has to be another explanation.”

The Affinity Bridge is the second 2009 novel I’ve read being marketed as “steampunk”.  While Mann’s first novel is fully steam-driven (though far from steamy, being daintily Victorian regarding sex), the degree to which it is “punk” is highly debatable: as in Westerfeld’s Leviathan, the protagonists of The Affinity Bridge work for the Man, or, more accurately, the Woman, the bionic Queen Victoria herself.

3/5 stars

We meet our dapper hero, Sir Maurice Newbury, fanboy of the latest tech and student of the occult, at a seance (which he entertainingly debunks) and our plucky heroine, Victoria Hobbes (here’s hoping the new year will bring at least one “steampunk” title that fails to reference the odious materialist of Malmsbury), at Newbury’s office for tea and exposition of the “revenant plague” zombifying, exclusively so far, the lower classes… who are also being picked off in a string of grisly murders popularly thought perpetrated by a “glowing bobby”.  With such conundra weighing on their minds, the duo dash off to poke around the wreckage of a just-crashed automaton-piloted airship and the game is afoot (or atoot, as in, you know, a noise associated with steam engines).

In tone the book falls somewhere between an Agatha Christie “cozy mystery” and the Tom Swift novellas I devoured as a kid.  As a light adventure it works, but as a mystery it kinda fails: by a third of the way through, the reader knows the “who”, by two thirds through, the “how”, and all that really remains are decent, but by no means pyrotechnic, chase and fight sequences (with zombies!), tidying up, as it were, and stage-setting for the sequel.  That’s not to say that Mann isn’t talented, that I didn’t get numerous kicks out of The Affinity Bridge, just that I expected more.  The novel’s greatest strength is surely the flavor of its world, which I found most agreeable.  The airships grounded and in flight, the cavernous, automated factories, the trackless steam engines rumbling over fog-occluded Whitechapel cobbles, Hobbes’ visits to her asylum-bound precog sister – all tasty enough, but not terribly filling.  In one of my favorite set-pieces, Hobbes comes upon the unconscious Newbury, half-full bottle of laudanum near at hand, in the center of a pentagram chalked on the floor of his bedroom; but Hobbes never learns, nor do we, “what Newbury had been up to with that pentagram.”  What a tease!

The Affinity Bridge is not the “enormous pile of awesome” for which Chris Roberson’s blurb on the back cover led me to hope, but a reasonably awesome foundation on which to heap such a pile.  If this weren’t the first volume of a series, I’d conclude that Mann was deficient in plotting ability and unable to follow through on his most intriguing concepts; but I’ll generously attribute these flaws to first-time jitters/canny restraint, and remain optimistic that the sequel will handle its occult/paranormal and mystery elements more deftly and deliver on the various pacts made with readers here.

Happy reading and cuídate.

Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates

Friday, December 25th, 2009

It got crowded in Heaven, so Saint Peter decided to accept only people who’d had a really bad day on the day they died.  On the first morning of the new policy, Saint Peter said to the first man in line, “Tell me about the day you died.”

The man said, “Oh, it was awful.  I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early from work to catch her in the act.  I searched all over the apartment and couldn’t find her lover anywhere.  So finally I went out on the balcony, where I found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips.  So I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands.  He fell, but landed in some bushes and survived.  So I went inside, picked up the refrigerator, and pushed it out over the balcony.  It crushed him, but the strain of hefting the fridge gave me a heart attack and I died.”

Saint Peter couldn’t deny this was an awful day and that it was a crime of passion, so he let the man enter Heaven.  He then asked the next man in line about the day he died.

“Well, sir, it was terrible.  I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my apartment when I slipped over the edge.  I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below me but then some maniac came out and started pounding my fingers with a hammer!  I fell, but I landed in some bushes and lived!  But then this guy came out again and dropped a refrigerator on me!  That did it!”

Saint Peter chuckled a bit, and let him into Heaven.  “Tell me about the day you died,” he said to the third man.

“Okay, picture this.  I’m naked, hiding in a refrigerator…”

No, not that Hippo.

4/5 stars

Cathcart and Klein’s Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates begins with Ernest Becker (while I still haven’t read The Denial of Death, I did enjoy this Becker doc) and goes from there, treating various philosophical takes on the Big D in the context of “immortality systems” and elucidating them using jokes and one-panels.

Here’s another sample joke (which, beyond just being rad, equates 3^2 with 15 [2+8+5]), from the chapter “Plato, the Godfather of Soul”:

Three elderly men visit a doctor for a memory test.  The doctor asks the first one, “What’s three times three?”

“285!” the man replies.

Worried, the doctor turns to the second man.  “How about you?  What’s three times three?”

“Uh, Monday!” the second man shouts.

Even more concerned, the doctor motions to the third man.

“Well, what do you say?  What’s three times three?”

“Nine!” the third man replies.

“Excellent!” the doctor exclaims.  “How did you get that?”

“Oh, easy,” the man says.  “You just subtract the 285 from Monday!”

While decidedly skewed towards western philosophy, Heidegger and a Hippo does touch briefly on the subtle body and reincarnation, the history of Heaven (from Bosch onward) and even, towards the end, cloning, stasis/reanimation, Manfred Clynes‘ overclocked time-consciousness and our old transhumanist amigo, uploading.  Though the connections they draw are mostly obvious (using Capek’s The Makropulos Affair to illustrate ennui ["that's Existentialist French for extreme boredom with life accompanied by lots of weary shrugs and sighs"] and Koreeda’s After Life [premiered on 9-11-98 and unrelated to Simon Funk's fine novella] to illustrate Nietzsche’s Eternal Recurrence) the duo’s delivery renders what are ultimately light overviews of heavy shit highly entertaining.  Colored text is also used effectively: scattered throughout are bits of italicized dialogue between Daryl, the authors’ everyman interlocutor, and the authors, with their lines in red, like this:

Philosopher W. Allen points out that “the soul embraces the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, while the body has all the fun.” But Plato counters that while the Appetites do have all the fun, they’re actually part of the soul. This is one of the key differences in the philosophies of Plato and Allen.

For Plato, the ultimate goal of the soul is to strip off its sensuous nature and move toward knowledge of the Forms; immortality is reserved for the rational part only.  In other words, contemplating the triangle trumps sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll.

He prefers a triangle to sex?  This guy sounds a few Doric columns short of a Parthenon.

We urge you to withhold judgment until you’ve seen this triangle, Daryl.  It isn’t any old triangle, it’s the Ideal Triangle.

Like sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll and triangle-contemplation, Heidegger and a Hippo may not lead to any form of enlightenment or immortality, but is at least an amusing way to kill a few hours en route to your ineluctable assignation with Thanatos.

Happy reading, feliz Navidad, happy Malkh and cuídate.