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Conspiracy Theories: Causes and Cures

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Declare the past, diagnose the present, foretell the future ; practise these acts. As to diseases, make a habit of two things–to help, or at least to do no harm.

Hippocrates, Epidemics I, Part XI, W.H.S. Jones trans.

“There’s no conspiracy.”

Jonathan Wilde in Ken MacLeod’s conspiracy-filled Fall Revolution series

Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th – malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists themselves, away from the guilty.

George W. Bush to UN General Assembly, 11-10-01

This can of worms has really made the rounds since Marc Estrin opened it (I caught it over at Cryptogon).  Basically, for the thoroughly modern malady of conspiracy theoryitis, OIRA’s Sunstein and co-author Vermeule prescribe… wait for it… conspiracy!

I have to admit, the dudes occasionally raise some interesting points.  For instance, I can recall (wonder how many of my fellow conspiracy geeks can say the same?) the transformative fury I felt upon learning of the Santa conspiracy.  I didn’t know to call it that at the time, but learning I’d been systematically lied to by my parents, and that such deception was no big deal to them, nor to any of the other adults with whom I raised the issue, led me to question  for the first time the religion in which I’d been raised – a path leading to the jovial cynicism I’ve enjoyed (with but the infrequent hiccup of outrage/indignation) for the past decade.  Thanks, Mom & Dad!

Not all false conspiracy theories are harmful; consider the false conspiracy theory, held by many of the younger members of our society, that a secret group of elves, working in a remote location under the leadership of the mysterious “Santa Claus,” make and distribute presents on Christmas Eve. This theory is false, but is itself instilled through a widespread conspiracy of the powerful – parents – who conceal their role in the whole affair. (Consider too the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.) It is an open question whether most conspiracy theories are equally benign; we will suggest that some are not benign at all.

Sunstein & Vermeule, “Conspiracy Theories” 1-15-08, pg. 5

Cass and Adrian want you to know that they know that, like, not all conspiracy theories are wrong or harmful, just the wrong or harmful ones, going so far as to selectively quote Robert Anton Wilson on Holocaust denial leading to solipsism (pg. 7; I’m sure Wilson would’ve been honored) and going on about informational cascades and group polarization before dropping their delightful policy recommendations.

Here we suggest two concrete ideas for government officials attempting to fashion a response to such theories. First, responding to more rather than fewer conspiracy theories has a kind of synergy benefit: it reduces the legitimating effect of responding to any one of them, because it dilutes the contrast with unrebutted theories. Second, we suggest a distinctive tactic for breaking up the hard core of extremists who supply conspiracy theories: cognitive infiltration of extremist groups, whereby government agents or their allies (acting either virtually or in real space, and either openly or anonymously) will undermine the crippled epistemology of those who subscribe to such theories. They do so by planting doubts about the theories and stylized facts that circulate within such groups, thereby introducing beneficial cognitive diversity.

Sunstein & Vermeule, “Conspiracy Theories” 1-15-08, pg. 15

Not neurodiverstiy, yo, cognitive diversity. And stylized facts!

If you believe what you read on the internet, the Senate voted to confirm Sunstein’s nomination to the post of OIRA Administrator on 9-10-09; and, as of this writing, “CC: C and C” has been downloaded from SSRN’s site 9,119 times.

Coincidence?

Have fun and cuídate.

Sinister Yogis

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

But what I really would like to know is whether the yogi in the Trader Joe’s parking lot was Bhandarināth fifteen years later, or, if not, whether he was part of some cosmic plan in which I too had a minor role to play.  I cannot help but think, now that I live in the city that is synonymous with the movie industry, of the David Lynch film Mulholland Drive, named for the winding road that runs not more than two miles above the very parking lot where I met the second yogi (or maybe the first yogi, for the second time).  That movie – which as far as I can understand it tells two widely divergent stories of the same person who has recently come to Los Angeles – ends with miniaturized versions of all its characters running as if impelled by the invisible hand that had conjured up all of their life stories.  Then there is a gunshot and the screen goes to black.

Both Bhandarināth and the guy I met in the Trader Joe’s parking lot called themselves yogis.  But what was their yoga?  There was no stretching or contorted poses, no deep breathing, no meditation or mantras.  They both did tricks for me and then asked me for money.

It had not been my intention to write this book.  I was well into a project on the history of South Asian polytheism when I came across a passage from a late portion of India’s (and the world’s) greatest epic, the Mahābhārata, that stopped me cold.  Here is what that passage says:

Yogis who are without restraints [and] endowed with the power of yoga are [so many] masters, who enter into [the bodies of] the Prajāpatis, the sages, the gods, and the great beings.  Yama, the raging Terminator (Antaka), and death of terrible prowess: none of these masters the yogi who is possessed of immeasurable splendor . . . A yogi can lay hold of several thousand selves, and having obtained [their] power, he can walk the earth with all of them.  He can obtain [for himself] the [realms of the] sense objects.  Otherwise, he can undertake terrible austerities, or, again, he can draw those [sense objects] back together [into himself], like the sun [does] its rays of light.  Without a doubt, the powerful yogi who is a master of binding [others] is [also] possessed of the absolute power to release [others from those same bonds].”

When I first read that passage, sometime in the winter or spring of 2003, I realized that my research had to continue.

Elaine Pagels, Ken Wilber, Ralph Ellis and the Trimondis are still rad and all – but after reading his new book Sinister Yogis, I’ve determined that David Gordon White is my favorite living scholar of religion.  Thanks to my favorite living yogi, John Allen for the recommendation.

5/5 stars

In the first chapter, “Tales of Sinister Yogis”, White traces the tropes (“the king who is transformed into a parrot and who uses his wits to regain his human body and the throne; the king’s possession of occult knowledge,” “the use of a bird’s body as a temporary residence of the soul – which is itself identified as a bird called the ‘gander’ (hamsa) in many Indic traditions,” “and, of course, a sinister yogi as the villain of the piece”) of Mahadevprasad Singh’s mid-20th century Bhairavānand Yogī to their medieval literary sources, then to those sources’ sources in Indic religious texts and folktales, then does likewise with the south Indian story of “The Little Devotee” and its tropes of yogic cannibalism and child sacrifice.

Bhairavānanda is also the name of the hero in a late fourteenth-century play by the same name, written by the Nepali playwright Maņika.  Better known is the tenth- to eleventh-century play Karpūramañjarī, written by Rājaśekhara, a court poet to the Pratīhāra and Kalacuri kings of central India.  In this drama, Bhairavānanda is the name of a tantric thaumaturge who, through his occult arts, elevates a king to the status of cakravartin, a universal conquerer, by magically causing Karpūramañjarī, the eponymous heroine of the story, to miraculously appear in his royal court.  That the powers of such figures did not translate directly into respect for them is made clear by a soliloquy placed in the mouth of Bhairavānanda himself:

I don’t know mantra from tantra,

Nor meditation or anything about a teacher’s grace.

Instead, I drink cheap booze and enjoy some woman.

But I sure am going on to liberation, since I got the Kula path.

What’s more,

I took some horny slut and consecrated her my “holy wife.”

Sucking up booze and wolfing down red meat,

My “holy alms” are whatever I like to eat,

My bed is but a piece of human skin.

Say, who wouldn’t declare this Kaula Religion

Just about the most fun you can have?

White then explores Nāth Yogī lore in which barren women are rendered fertile, with the boon-granting guru often subsequently appropriating the body of the youngster.  So, do these yogis literally “take over” the bodies of other humans, like the agents of Iain Banks’ Concern, or what?  A more mundane, though no less creepy interpretation White offers is that,

As for the social realities of renunciation and yogic initiation, it is the case that the poor families in north India have frequently given up their sons to the Nāth Yogīs and other religious orders, simply to survive.  Narratives explaining the miraculous birth of sons through the intervention of Nāth Yogīs – who sometimes “reincarnate” themselves through them – would serve, in such cases, as rationalizations for such transactions in which children are, in fact, “sacrificed” into what has been termed the “slave culture” of the yogi orders.

Likewise, reading the “Ocean of Rivers of Story” from Somadeva’s  1070 CE Kathātharitsāgara, and earlier versions of this story, in light of coeval cultural data yields the following mundane insight about its villain’s portrayal:

When Ksāntaśīla is first introduced, a neutral term indicating an affiliation with a non-Hindu religious order (i.e. sramana, bhiksu, or digambara) is employed, whereas when he is unmasked for the villain that he is, he is called a yogi.  This use of terminology is reflective, I would argue, of a situation in which independent yogis without allegiance to any particular religious or spiritual institution were perceived as threatening to those very same institutions.

What’s an ambitious institution to do but redefine the terms and attempt to co-opt the competition?

Already mentioned in a late portion of the MBh, the Pāśupatas were responsible for the composition or recomposition of several Purānas in the centuries that followed.  Their institutional presence is widely documented in nearly one hundred medieval inscriptions attesting to lands, monasteries, and temples donated to or administered by the Pāśupatas between the fifth and twelfth centuries CE.

Doctrinally, the Pāśupatas took the yogic god Śiva to be their model, and accordingly, yoga was defined by them as the union or contact of the individual soul with god, by virtue of which the human practitioner partook of the attributes – that is, the eight supernatural powers or “masteries” (aiśvaryam) – of the Great Master (Maheśvara).  In all of the tantric systems that follow – Śaiva, Vaisnava, Śākta, Buddhist, and Jain – this is the reading of yoga that remains operative: yoga is a soteriological system that culminates in union or identity with a supreme being.

Salvation/liberation, not yoking/possession, dig?  Having introduced his basic concepts and approach (basically, to pull up the roots of yoga through the treasury of texts describing the activities of yoga practitioners), White spends the next chapter tracing the expansions and contractions of the semantic field of the term “yoga” through the centuries (more interesting than it sounds) and tackling Vivekananda’s categorization, cribbed from none other than Madame Blavatsky, of rāja yoga/hatha yoga.

The Amanaskayoga (AY), an eleventh- to twelfth-century text attributed to Gorakhnāth, entitles its first chapter “Rāja Yoga,” but uses the term in ways that are at variance with the teachings of the YS.  In one verse (2.32), the AY identifies “rāja yoga that is free of mental constructions” as the necessary precondition for bodily perfection.  While this reading could be construed in a patañjalian mode, it bears noting that this mention of rāja yoga appears at the end of a list of practices that includes the sexual technique later known as vajrolī mudrā, or “urethral suction,” by means of which a male draws his shed semen together with his partner’s sexual discharge back from her vulva into his own body.  An allied definition of rāja yoga as the union of female discharge (rajas) and semen in the central channel is found in passages from the fifteenth-century Yogabīja and the Yogaśikhopanisad. Clearly, the rāja yoga referenced in these works is not the “classical yoga” that Vivekananda had in mind.

White helps the reader grok the different ways yogis are portrayed in narrative,

Here the three modalities of the biosciences’ concept of symbiosis (“living together”) may serve as a useful heuristic.  When one organism attaches itself to another for the benefit of both, as in the case of yogic initiation, that is the form of symbiosis known as mutualism. When the same occurs to the benefit of the “yoking” organism, but with no benefit or harm done to the “yoked” (i.e., the host) – as in the case of Śankara’s takeover of the dead body of King Amaruka – this is commensalism. When, however, the same occurs to the sole benefit of the “yoking” organism, and at the expense (if not the death) of the host, this is parasitism. Here we are in the familiar territory of the sinister yogis of the Vikrama Cycle and other medieval narratives, in which the range of possibilities of yogis who practice the “numinous” mode of yoga are cast in an entirely negative light, not unlike the “evil wizards” or “mad scientists” of Western literary and cinematic traditions.

as a lead-in to a discussion of solar apotheosis – hitching one’s wagon to a star.  Vedic chariot warriors did it, vedic priests did it, later yogis did it (with a few drastic mods) and, according to Dan Winter, you can do it too!  White continues his discussion of “piercing the disk of the sun” in the next chapter, “Embodied Ascent, Meditation, and Yogic Suicide”, which includes instructions from the Mālinīvijayottara Tantra for using the “Razor of Night which is Death” mantra and conflicting rationales for employing it.  The fourth chapter, “The Science of Entering Another Body” explores concepts of the yogic body and of yogi perception (biophotons, anyone?) with a little help from Gopinath Kaviraj, who in 1964 “published a chapter entitled ‘Parakāyapraveśa,’ in which he synthesized both his intellectual and experiential knowledge of the power of entering a foreign body.”  White summarizes,

Rather than being unidirectional in its extension beyond its visible physical contours, the body bristles with openings and extensions that are nothing other than the rays of perception that flow out of every sense organ to “touch and take the measure of every being at every level in the hierarchy of transmigrations” and, in the case of the sun, yogis, enlightened Buddhas, and gods, to penetrate those beings and transform them as they please.  Lastly, these accounts of the body’s extensions buttress McKim Marriott’s theories of Indic transactions in substance-code, according to which “pervasive boundary overflows” are the rule in a system in which “dividual” or “divisible” persons are constantly absorbing and diffusing particles of one another’s “coded substances.”  Before it was closed off from the world to ensure the splendid isolation (kaivalyam) of spirit from matter, or the vacuum necessary for the “hydraulic” practices of hatha yoga, the yogic body was conceived as an open system, capable of transacting with every other body – inanimate, animate, human, divine, and celestial – in the universe.

The fifth chapter, “Yogi Gods” deals with deities (like Śiva, Krsna and Visnu) who inhabit other bodies (or are/are present in all other bodies) in the Mahābhārata, Purānas and Bhagavad Gītā, as well as the deification of human yogis.  The final chapter, “Mughal, Modern, and Postmodern Yogis” deals with yogis (many of whom found worldly success as healers/purveyors of botanical and mineral elixirs [including aphrodisiacs], poisoners, mercenaries, spooks, power-brokers, even regents) in travelers’ accounts (which tend to be pretty amusing) of the Mughal period.  The Nāth Yogīs in particular, who “expanded their economic positions through land grants, control of temples and pilgrimage sites, warfare, and, eventually, banking” put me in mind of the Knights Templar.  The sub-chapter “Yogis in the World, in Their Own Words” describes how

Mastnāth, the eighteenth-century Nāth Yogī revered as the founder of the Asthal Bohar monastery in Rohtak (Hariyana), was, according to his hagiography, the Śrī Mastnāth Carit (ŚMC), born through the miraculous intervention of Gorakhnāth, who projected himself into an infant body at the request of a childless couple.  The ŚMC is a precious source, inasmuch as it is a fully emic yogi exemplum and account of the ways of the Nāth Yogīs.  Written in the late nineteenth or early twentieth century by a Nāth Yogī from the monastery that Mastnāth had himself founded, the work interweaves historical events with perennial Nāth Yogī mythemes.  The picture that emerges is one of a wonder worker who treats the high and the humble in the same evenhanded way, granting boons to those who respect his powers and bringing down plague and disaster upon those who do not.  His life is a succession of miracles, his “supernatural play” (adbhūt līlā), which take him from the village of his childhood to the pinnacle of imperial power near the end of his hundred-year life.  As a child, he shows himself to be possessed of multiple bodies, simultaneously appearing in his village to play with his friends and tending his flocks in the forest.  He causes rain to fall in a time of drought and supplies milk to an entire wedding party from a single inexhaustible pail.  After he has taken initiation and begun his life as a wandering yogi, Mastnāth begins to attract people from village and city alike, all of whom are hungry for his miracles.  He restores the body of a limbless, hunchback woman to wholeness, causes the blind to see, bestows three sons on an elderly barren woman, and raises cows from the dead.

As Mastnāth’s reputation spreads, he moves from rural into urban contexts, where he finds himself in competition with members of other religious orders for economic resources and symbolic capital, that is, alms.  In these situations, in which Mastnāth and his band of disciples are treated as “outsiders,” his supernatural displays take on a darker tone.  A visit to a town in the “country of Patiala” brings him into conflict with the abbot of a nearby monastery who prohibits the townspeople from offering alms of any sort to the yogi and his disciples.  Mastnāth has his disciples dump piles of tattered cloth in the middle of the town and orders the townspeople to take that rubbish to the monastery or suffer the consequences.  The abbot of the monastery refuses to allow the rags in his establishment, and the townspeople are compelled to carry everything back to the town center.  There a group of boys sets about tightly wrapping strips of the cloth into balls, with which they begin to play games.  As they throw the balls at one another, each child begins to cough up blood, and returning to their homes, they spread fever and plague, the fruit of Mastnāth’s curse.  The town is entirely depopulated, and the monastery that was responsible for the townspeople’s stinginess reduced to a state of penury.  This pattern repeats itself in another town, where a sādhu named Devīdās, jealous of Mastnāth’s renown, demands that the wild yogi perform a miracle before he will advise the townspeople, who are loyal to him, to offer alms to him and his entourage.  With the exception of one person, whom Mastnāth spares, the hapless townspeople obey their local holy man; and the miracle that Mastnāth then performs is to set fire to the entire town.  When Devīdās is unable to quell the flames, the townspeople rebuke him and rue the day they had taken him into their midst.  They repent and venerate Mastnāth, who then restores the town he had reduced to ashes.

I mean, criminy, you know?  White goes on to discuss why British colonizers were not fans.

I have already quoted a portion of Tod’s acerbic account of the Nāth Yogī Deonāth’s (Āyas Dev Nāth’s) strategic intervention in raising young prince Mān Singh to the throne.  Tod concludes his narrative with the following jeremiad:

Lands in every district were conferred upon the Nāt’h, until his estates, or rather those of the church of which he was the head, far exceeded those of the proudest nobles of the land; his income amounting to a tenth of the revenues of the state.  During the few years he held the keys of his master’s conscience, which were conveniently employed to unlock the treasury, he erected no less than eighty-four mindurs [temples] . . . with monasteries adjoining them, for his well-fed lazy chelas or disciples, who lived at free quarters on the labour of the industrious . . . This [Cardinal] Wolsely of Marudes [mārudeśa, i.e., the western desert] exercised his hourly-increasing power to the disgust and alienation of all but the infatuated prince.  He leagued together with the nominal minister, Induraj, and together they governed the prince and the country.  Such characters, when exceeding the sphere of their duties, expose religion to contempt.

Here we may safely parse Tod’s righteous indignation at Āyas Dev Nāth and his yogis as a case of British sour grapes, given the fact that Bhīm Singh – the victim of the dose of poison so mysteriously administered in the eleventh hour for the rescue of young Mān Singh – was the man the British had been backing as the successor to the vacant throne.  In addition, Mān Singh had offered asylum for no fewer than eleven years to Madhu Rāj Bhonsle (Appa Sahib) of Nagpur in open defiance of the British – housing him throughout that period in the Mahāmandir temple, the centerpiece of the Nāth Yogī presence in Jodhpur – and this following his signature of a treaty with the British!  Well after Āyas Dev Nāth’s 1815 murder, the Nāth Yogīs remained a thorn in the side of the British in Marwar.  After having used a show of armed force to persuade Mān Singh to remove the yogis from positions of power in the kingdom in 1839, they found them back in power again in 1841.

Those rascals!  By the end of the nineteenth century, though, “Jogis”, categorized as “Miscellaneous and Disreputable Vagrants” by the 1891 British imperial census, were on the decline.

However, like postmodern man, who has in recent decades been smitten by a sort of remorse and nostalgia for the various plant and animal species he is responsible for having annihilated, in the latter half of the nineteenth century the British in India began to romanticize the yogis whose lifestyles and livelihoods their policies had largely contributed to wiping out.  In urban middle-class society in particular, the bogey of the wild, naked, drug-crazed warrior ascetic was gradually airbrushed into the far more congenial image of a forest-dwelling meditative, spiritual renouncer, something far closer to the ideal of the sages of vedic lore.

When Blavatsy and Vivekananda hitched their wagons to this zeitgeist, then, the modern, nonsectarian yoga was conceived, refined by Krishnamacarya and again by his disciples and born unto the masses.  As White spells out, “the bedrock of the West’s modern-day, billion-dollar yoga industry, with its celebrity gurus (most of whom claim one of Krishnamacarya’s three disciples as their master), glossy journals, fashion accessories, trademarks, franchises, and lawsuits, is Indian yoga, but a reinvented Indian yoga that dates from no earlier than the 1930s.”

In the last hundred pages are contained extensive notes to the chapters, bibliography and index.

So there yinz have it.

If you practice, or, for heaven’s sake, teach any form of yoga, you’ll definitely want to read Sinister Yogis. If you’re just a dilettante like me,  you’ll probably still want to read it – if you don’t, the yogi will come and take you away.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, happy reading and cuídate.

Moons, Bloomfields

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Four hundred years ago today, Galileo discovered the fourth of the Galilean moons (which he wanted to call Medicea Sidera after his patron), Callisto.

So, I’m watching Moon Rising, which is pretty entertaining,

and at 0:40 the word “Bloomfield” jumps out at me.

October 6, 1997 – Commander Jim Wetherbee and pilot Mike Bloomfield brought Atlantis down to a picture-perfect landing at 5:55 p.m. EDT on runway 15 at Kennedy Space Center. The deorbit burn occurred at about 4:48 p.m. EDT. This landing of Atlantis marked the 40th landing at KSC in the history of Space Shuttle flight. It was the seventh landing of the Shuttle at KSC this year.

STS-86 Atlantis, 87th shuttle mission” The Ultimate Space Place

5:55 on runway 15, yo!

Another Bloomfield, Maurice, is mentioned briefly in David White’s super-rad Sinister Yogis, which I’m currently reading. And who could forget “A World Effectively Controlled by the United Nations” author Lincoln P. Bloomfield?

The delightful slice of Pittsburgh I inhabit was apparently named “for the wildflowers that once populated its terrain” and not for New Jersey Governor and jagov Joseph Bloomfield, who led his state’s militia against local tax activists during the Whiskey Rebellion.

Have fun and cuídate.

Buck Rogers in Pittsburgh, Freemans on Climate Change

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

9^2 years ago today, both Burroughs’ Tarzan and Philip Francis Nowlan’s Buck Rogers made their newspaper comic strip debuts.  In making the jump from prose to strip, the site of Rogers’ 492-year (15-year) cryptobiotic snooze shifted from Wyoming Valley, PA to “the lower levels of an abandoned mine near Pittsburgh, in which the atmosphere had a peculiar, pungent tang, and the crumbling rock glowed strangely.”

There’s a tiny store called Copacetic Comics in Squirrel Hill. It’s on Asbury Place, just around the corner and across the street from the Northumberland police station, and it’s easy to overlook. No big sign. The name is on a flier in the front window.

Then, wow, once you’re inside, it’s a cube about 15 feet by 15 feet by 15 feet.

Things You Can Learn in a Comic-Book Store” by Rick Sebak, Pittsburgh Magazine May 2009

In other old, but, to me, new, news:

Dyson’s son, George, a technology historian, says his father’s views have cooled friendships, while many others have concluded that time has cost Dyson something else. There is the suspicion that, at age 85, a great scientist of the 20th century is no longer just far out, he is far gone — out of his beautiful mind.

But in the considered opinion of the neurologist Oliver Sacks, Dyson’s friend and fellow English expatriate, this is far from the case. “His mind is still so open and flexible,” Sacks says. Which makes Dyson something far more formidable than just the latest peevish right-wing climate-change denier. Dyson is a scientist whose intelligence is revered by other scientists — William Press, former deputy director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory and now a professor of computer science at the University of Texas, calls him “infinitely smart.” Dyson — a mathematics prodigy who came to this country at 23 and right away contributed seminal work to physics by unifying quantum and electrodynamic theory — not only did path-breaking science of his own; he also witnessed the development of modern physics, thinking alongside most of the luminous figures of the age, including Einstein, Richard Feynman, Niels Bohr, Enrico Fermi, Hans Bethe, Edward Teller, J. Robert Oppenheimer and Edward Witten, the “high priest of string theory” whose office at the institute is just across the hall from Dyson’s. Yet instead of hewing to that fundamental field, Dyson chose to pursue broader and more unusual pursuits than most physicists — and has lived a more original life.

The Civil Heretic” by Nicholas Dawidoff, NYT 3-25-09

As a scientist I do not have much faith in predictions. Science is organized unpredictability. The best scientists like to arrange things in an experiment to be as unpredictable as possible, and then they do the experiment to see what will happen. You might say that if something is predictable then it is not science. When I make predictions, I am not speaking as a scientist. I am speaking as a story-teller, and my predictions are science-fiction rather than science. The predictions of science-fiction writers are notoriously inaccurate. Their purpose is to imagine what might happen rather than to describe what will happen. I will be telling stories that challenge the prevailing dogmas of today. The prevailing dogmas may be right, but they still need to be challenged. I am proud to be a heretic. The world always needs heretics to challenge the prevailing orthodoxies. Since I am heretic, I am accustomed to being in the minority. If I could persuade everyone to agree with me, I would not be a heretic.

We are lucky that we can be heretics today without any danger of being burned at the stake. But unfortunately I am an old heretic. Old heretics do not cut much ice. When you hear an old heretic talking, you can always say, “Too bad he has lost his marbles”, and pass on. What the world needs is young heretics. I am hoping that one or two of the people who read this piece may fill that role.

Heretical Thoughts About Science and Society” by Freeman Dyson, Edge 8-8-07

Long before Climategate, the author, for what it’s worth, of some of the most entertaining pop-sci books I’ve read (From Eros to Gaia, Infinite in All Directions and The Sun, the Genome and the Internet) was calling foul on the climate modelers.

Here’s another Freeman’s take  on climate change

and here’s yet another’s.

Have fun and cuídate.

Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates

Friday, December 25th, 2009

It got crowded in Heaven, so Saint Peter decided to accept only people who’d had a really bad day on the day they died.  On the first morning of the new policy, Saint Peter said to the first man in line, “Tell me about the day you died.”

The man said, “Oh, it was awful.  I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early from work to catch her in the act.  I searched all over the apartment and couldn’t find her lover anywhere.  So finally I went out on the balcony, where I found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips.  So I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands.  He fell, but landed in some bushes and survived.  So I went inside, picked up the refrigerator, and pushed it out over the balcony.  It crushed him, but the strain of hefting the fridge gave me a heart attack and I died.”

Saint Peter couldn’t deny this was an awful day and that it was a crime of passion, so he let the man enter Heaven.  He then asked the next man in line about the day he died.

“Well, sir, it was terrible.  I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my apartment when I slipped over the edge.  I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below me but then some maniac came out and started pounding my fingers with a hammer!  I fell, but I landed in some bushes and lived!  But then this guy came out again and dropped a refrigerator on me!  That did it!”

Saint Peter chuckled a bit, and let him into Heaven.  “Tell me about the day you died,” he said to the third man.

“Okay, picture this.  I’m naked, hiding in a refrigerator…”

No, not that Hippo.

4/5 stars

Cathcart and Klein’s Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates begins with Ernest Becker (while I still haven’t read The Denial of Death, I did enjoy this Becker doc) and goes from there, treating various philosophical takes on the Big D in the context of “immortality systems” and elucidating them using jokes and one-panels.

Here’s another sample joke (which, beyond just being rad, equates 3^2 with 15 [2+8+5]), from the chapter “Plato, the Godfather of Soul”:

Three elderly men visit a doctor for a memory test.  The doctor asks the first one, “What’s three times three?”

“285!” the man replies.

Worried, the doctor turns to the second man.  “How about you?  What’s three times three?”

“Uh, Monday!” the second man shouts.

Even more concerned, the doctor motions to the third man.

“Well, what do you say?  What’s three times three?”

“Nine!” the third man replies.

“Excellent!” the doctor exclaims.  “How did you get that?”

“Oh, easy,” the man says.  “You just subtract the 285 from Monday!”

While decidedly skewed towards western philosophy, Heidegger and a Hippo does touch briefly on the subtle body and reincarnation, the history of Heaven (from Bosch onward) and even, towards the end, cloning, stasis/reanimation, Manfred Clynes‘ overclocked time-consciousness and our old transhumanist amigo, uploading.  Though the connections they draw are mostly obvious (using Capek’s The Makropulos Affair to illustrate ennui ["that's Existentialist French for extreme boredom with life accompanied by lots of weary shrugs and sighs"] and Koreeda’s After Life [premiered on 9-11-98 and unrelated to Simon Funk's fine novella] to illustrate Nietzsche’s Eternal Recurrence) the duo’s delivery renders what are ultimately light overviews of heavy shit highly entertaining.  Colored text is also used effectively: scattered throughout are bits of italicized dialogue between Daryl, the authors’ everyman interlocutor, and the authors, with their lines in red, like this:

Philosopher W. Allen points out that “the soul embraces the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, while the body has all the fun.” But Plato counters that while the Appetites do have all the fun, they’re actually part of the soul. This is one of the key differences in the philosophies of Plato and Allen.

For Plato, the ultimate goal of the soul is to strip off its sensuous nature and move toward knowledge of the Forms; immortality is reserved for the rational part only.  In other words, contemplating the triangle trumps sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll.

He prefers a triangle to sex?  This guy sounds a few Doric columns short of a Parthenon.

We urge you to withhold judgment until you’ve seen this triangle, Daryl.  It isn’t any old triangle, it’s the Ideal Triangle.

Like sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll and triangle-contemplation, Heidegger and a Hippo may not lead to any form of enlightenment or immortality, but is at least an amusing way to kill a few hours en route to your ineluctable assignation with Thanatos.

Happy reading, feliz Navidad, happy Malkh and cuídate.