Posts Tagged ‘Influenza A’

Swine Flu Baloney

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

At that point one of the Chicom biologists swung into his daily propaganda chores about bacteriological warfare and accused Ain of manufacturing biotic weapons. Ain took the wind out of his sails by saying: “You’re perfectly right.” By tacit consent, there was very little talk about military applications, industrial dusting, or subjects of that type.

James Tiptree, Jr., “The Last Flight of Doctor Ain”

This Flu Season

With the spread of Influenza A (H1N1) there are a few extra precautions everyone should take this flu season:

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1. Leave official H1N1 drop areas.

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2. Avoid major population centers.

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3. Wear sensible shoes and prepare a “Go Bag.”

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4. Leave your belongings and go to ground.

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5. Wash your hands properly.

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6. Put all your affairs in order.

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Vaccination is voluntary, but let’s not make this any harder than it has to be.

Montag, Agitprop

This morning at Whole Foods I saw hands of blue nasally violating some guy on the cover of USA Today,

a bunch of folks waiting in a vaccine clinic on the cover of the Trib, and the loveliest chemtrails in recent memory festooning the sky.  Happy flu season, compañeros!

Be well, smoke ‘em if you smoke ‘em, and cuídate.