Posts Tagged ‘self-government’

The Hero’s Journey

Monday, February 1st, 2010

“By drawing parallels between things and other, entirely different things, I not only further my own studies, but also encourage young minds to develop this comparative methodology in their own work,” said Windham, holding his left hand up to represent one thing, then holding his right hand up to represent a separate thing, then bringing his hands together in simulation of a hypothetical synthesis of the two things. “It’s not just similarities that are important, though—the differences between things are also worth exploring at length.”

Professor Sees Parallels Between Things, Other ThingsThe Onion 5-16-07

Joseph Campbell interprets myth, compellingly, as metaphor referring to inner experience; secular scholars like Ralph Ellis (and religious fundamentalists), as referring to outer, historical experience.  But such narratives are multivalent enough to cover either terrain, and a given myth will, at different times and places, and for different folks, mean different things, including, most problematically, whatever those in power at the time want it to mean.  To me, Campbell is rad for elucidating how myth can be of use, indeed empowering, to the modern individual and for laying out the structural features of mythological narrative.  As readers of this blog well know, any schmuck can find parallels or resonances between stuff and other stuff; determining the practical significance of such parallels and drawing coherent conclusions from them remains a whole other thimble of tardigrades.

Dig Campbell’s characterization of evil at 7:38,

What a wonderful power the machine gives you, but is it going to dominate you?  This statement of what the need and want is must come from you; not from the machine, and not from the government that’s teaching you; or not even from the clergy.  It has to come from one’s own inside, and the minute you let that drop and take what the dictation of the time is, instead of the dictation of your own eternity, you have capitulated to the devil.  And you’re in hell.

Follow your bliss and cuídate.

Auto-Inauguration Day

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Inaugurate In*au”gu*rate\, a. [L. inauguratus, p. p. of inaugurare to take omens from the flight of birds (before entering upon any important undertaking); hence, to consecrate, inaugurate, or install, with such divination; pref. in- in + augurare, augurari, to augur. See Augur.] Invested with office; inaugurated. –Drayton.

Inaugurate In*au”gu*rate\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Inaugurated; p. pr. & vb. n. Inaugurating.]1. To introduce or induct into an office with suitable ceremonies or solemnities; to invest with power or authority in a formal manner; to install; as, to inaugurate a president; to inaugurate a king. –Milton. 2. To cause to begin, esp. with formality or solemn ceremony; hence, to set in motion, action, or progress; to initiate; — used especially of something of dignity or worth or public concern; as, to inaugurate a new era of things, new methods, etc. As if kings did closes remarkable days to inaugurate their favors. –Sir H. Wotton. 3. To celebrate the completion of, or the first public use of; to dedicate, as a statue. [Colloq.] 4. To begin with good omens. [Obs.] –Sir H. Wotton.

I don’t have any cannons. And I don’t have a parade. But that’s not going to stop me from swearing myself in as both the ruthless ruling elite and the simpering citizenry of the sovereign nation of my own consciousness.  Nor should any apparent paucity of grotesque mass spectacle stop you from doing likewise, if you feel like it.

I, (________), do solemnly swear:

that I will execute whatever office I hold in my awareness gratefully and gracefully, governing only myself and no one else, and refraining from doublethink, doublespeak, disinformation, torture, coercion and/or deception of any kind,

that I have been legitimately selected for this office by an occult cabal comprised of different versions of myself,  demographically marketed to analytical composites of myself, and democratically elected by unanimous consent,

that I will preserve, protect, and defend existing systems as long as they do the trick, and no longer,

that I will create, project, and develop new and better systems as needed,

that I will revel in and use as I see fit the abundant natural resources of this great nation,

that I will resolve all internal and international conflicts smoothly and peacefully,

that I will pursue Manifest Destiny across the multiverse, aggressively expanding the borders of my imagination infinitely in all directions,

that the patterns of flight and/or intestines of nearby birds bode well for my term of office, and that all contrary interpretations of their flight and/or intestines are baloney, so help me (________).

Or something like that.

It’s that easy.

Congratulations!